Discover Porchside Stories & Simple Joys
pull up a chair, stay awhile, and enjoy the little things
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Mr. Jenkins and the Lawn Line Situation
There is a standard for lawns on Magnolia Lane. Not written. But understood. Mr. Jenkins understands it better than most. Which is why this development has raised questions. We observed it mid-afternoon. A pause in mowing. A shift in direction….
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The College Boy and the Midnight Pizza Problem
The College Boy left a pizza box out again. Does he think the raccoons are paying rent? Because if they are, I would very much like to see the ledger. And perhaps renegotiate a few things around here. It started,…
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Mr. Jenkins and the Early Morning Start Time
There is an understanding on Magnolia Lane regarding mornings. They should begin slowly. Quietly. Respectfully. Mr. Jenkins does not share this understanding. Activity began at what Gladys has confirmed was “too early for machinery.” The sun had barely committed to…
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Mr. Jenkins Has Mowed Again
There are routines on Magnolia Lane that bring comfort. Reliable patterns. Predictable behavior. Then there is Mr. Jenkins. We first noted activity early this morning. Not unusual in itself, as Mr. Jenkins has demonstrated a commitment to his lawn that…
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The Girl Has Started Taking Pictures and We Have Thoughts
There are moments on Magnolia Lane when a shift occurs. Subtle at first. Easily missed by those not paying attention. We are always paying attention. It began three mornings ago when The Girl stepped onto the porch holding a small…
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M, Pimento Cheese, and Proper Porch Standards
There are certain things on Magnolia Lane that can be counted on without question. The Walker will wave.The Mail Carrier will deliver.And M will, when it matters most, arrive with pimento cheese. This is not a casual contribution. This is…
Well now… welcome to the porch.
This is where Gladys & Ethel keep an eye on Magnolia Lane and share what they’ve observed (whether anyone asked or not).
