Barking Dog

A notable neighbor

Barking Dog

The Barking Dog is a constant but unseen presence somewhere within Magnolia Lane.

He barks frequently, often without visible cause, and has yet to be properly identified or located. Despite numerous attempts to determine his exact position, he remains out of sight.

His persistence has made him a regular topic of porch discussion.

Porch Status: Escalated
Porch Opinion:

• Gladys: “Needs supervision.”
• Ethel: “Unacceptable.”