Magnolia Lane
Magnolia Lane is the official territory of Gladys and Ethel.
It is a place of routine, observation, and ongoing evaluation. From their position on the porch, all activity is noted, discussed, and, when necessary, documented.
It is not officially a monitored neighborhood.
But it is monitored.
Magnolia Lane
The Standard
Living on Magnolia Lane means understanding a few simple truths.
Things run a certain way here.
Not officially… but consistently.
1
Waving is not optional
2
No lawn mowing before 8 AM
3
Packages will be noticed
4
Decorations will be evaluated
5
All activity will be documented
Noncompliance may be discussed at length.
Frequent Visitors to Magnolia Lane
Some residents live here. Others… simply keep showing up.
Recent Observations from the Porch
A few of the things we have noticed going on.
Report to the Porch
If something unusual has occurred on Magnolia Lane, it is your responsibility to report it.
All submissions will be reviewed.
Some will be discussed.