A notable neighbor
The College Kid
The College Kid is known for late-night activity and questionable volume levels.
Music can often be heard well into the evening, disrupting the otherwise peaceful rhythm of Magnolia Lane. While his presence is tolerated, his habits have been noted repeatedly.
He does not appear to follow standard quiet hours.
Porch Status: Active
Porch Opinion:
- Gladys: “Needs structure.”
- Ethel: “A problem.”

Posts About The College Kid
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The College Boy and the Midnight Pizza Problem
The College Boy left a pizza box out again. Does he think the raccoons are paying rent?…
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The Morning After Was Concerning
There is something to be said for how a person handles the morning after their own poor…
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The College Kid and the Late-Night Music Situation
There are certain expectations one has when maintaining a porch of this caliber. Quiet. Order. Predictability. None…