The College Boy and the Midnight Pizza Problem
The College Boy left a pizza box out again. Does he think the raccoons are paying rent? Because if they are, I would very much like to see the ledger. And perhaps renegotiate a few…
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The Morning After Was Concerning
There is something to be said for how a person handles the morning after their own poor decisions. Some recover quietly. Respectfully. Others make it worse. This morning, Magnolia Lane bore clear signs of what…
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The College Kid and the Late-Night Music Situation
There are certain expectations one has when maintaining a porch of this caliber. Quiet. Order. Predictability. None of which were present last night. At approximately what Gladys has confirmed was “well past a reasonable hour…
