For the sake of neighborhood harmony, the names of Magnolia Lane residents have been changed. The street name has also been changed.
Mostly because Gladys and Ethel refuse to stop reporting on everyone.
Any resemblance to actual neighbors, mail carriers, lawn enthusiasts, or suspicious blue cars is purely coincidental.
We would also like to remind everyone that the geese are not officially in charge of neighborhood surveillance.
Despite what they claim.
— Management (Mostly The Girl but there you go!)